Don't mess with cows

Africa still has many unfenced roads so they put signs up saying, "unfenced road. Beware of cattle"

Okay I can read that but can the cows?? They should have a sign up on their side saying, "unfenced road. Beware of cars". I discovered that cars and cows don't get on together. Coming home at night on an unfenced, but signed road I met a BIG cow! I was doing about 100kph, the cow was standing in the middle of the road. Why not, he didn't have a sign on his side. Thank goodness for my Ford Focus. This car was my pride and joy and with a lesser car I probably would not be here. The front crumpled and airbags went off. My partner Linda and I walked out without a scratch. Thank you Mr Ford. Thank you Mr Airbag.